frenkoceans:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

— Good Will Hunting (1997)