anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

— Good Will Hunting (1997)

rnoshpits:

i wish tumblr gave us a warning before we hit post limit. just like “woah there! you have ten posts left and it’s only noon, slow the fuck down”

boy moans are so nice

• me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
• me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.